ZIMBABWE - The latest.
Breaking headlines.
A spokesperson for the military has spoken exclusively to
Fake News.
‘Ahh,
zakanacka – my kanckers.’
‘It is a real pleasure to talk to you General Coup de’Coon. Can you explain what, why, was, is, wing wong in Zimbabwe?’
‘Ahh . eish, you ask so many questions ek-se-?`‘It is a real pleasure to talk to you General Coup de’Coon. Can you explain what, why, was, is, wing wong in Zimbabwe?’
‘Is this a military coup? And why?’
‘Ahh, I not sure, ek-se, but I can assure the people of Zimbabwe, we will not shoot them to death.’
‘Do you think this is the end for Grace Mugabe’s hope of taking over the reins?’
‘Ahh – we need rain. But we have no white farmers. We do this ..erm, coop de chicken, because that Mugabe bitch must go’
Tring Tring.
‘Ello- yes -okay.’ Hangs up.
‘I am sorry, but I must go as things are very quick in Zimbabwe at the moment.’
No comments:
Post a Comment