Obituary. The Times – Today:
Mary Jane Fergusson the Second Dame of the Earl of Salisbury
The Third in Line to a castle the second of its line in throne heir apparent descended from Queen Elizabeth the First Second and future Third direct relation to Winston Churchill and Tutankhamen and the Prince of Mars also direct family to the slaughtered family of Tsar Nicholas the second of Russia -
Died today at the age of 74 suffering from dementia, compounded by delusion.
Born – simple Mary Smith – she was quite good at mopping floors of royalty and politicians.
She leaves behind 7 dead husbands that all died from poison mushrooms, 17 children and a minus in her bank account approaching 2 million pounds.
One of her children, who was at her death bed, looking for a few pounds that maybe the tight cow had hidden somewhere – told the Time’s reporter – the bitch knew she was kicking it and wrapped up by laughing to death.
Mary Jane Fergusson the Second Dame of the Earl of Salisbury
The Third in Line to a castle the second of its line in throne heir apparent descended from Queen Elizabeth the First Second and future Third direct relation to Winston Churchill and Tutankhamen and the Prince of Mars also direct family to the slaughtered family of Tsar Nicholas the second of Russia -
Died today at the age of 74 suffering from dementia, compounded by delusion.
Born – simple Mary Smith – she was quite good at mopping floors of royalty and politicians.
She leaves behind 7 dead husbands that all died from poison mushrooms, 17 children and a minus in her bank account approaching 2 million pounds.
One of her children, who was at her death bed, looking for a few pounds that maybe the tight cow had hidden somewhere – told the Time’s reporter – the bitch knew she was kicking it and wrapped up by laughing to death.
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