RIP
- Esther von Goldsteel. 1956-2018
At the age 57, Esther von Goldsteel, lost her employment as a cash desk
operator after, in a freak accident, she was caught with her hands in the till.
After serving two years in a woman’s prison for the daftest bints, she looked
for employment.
She didn’t look good at that age. All wrinkles, hanging breasts, orange skin
around the bum and upper thighs, bingo wings BUT, she had determination rather
than unemployment termination.
Jobs are scarce – however, there was a place for a pole dancer. (Experience
needed.)
With no idea what that meant and not able to afford a fitness club specializing
in the sport, but still determined – she spent hours in the dark in a car scrap
yard looking for cars Made in Poland and ‘dancing’ by grinding her groin on
gear sticks designed by Poles.
Sadly. (Very sad.) Just at the point when she thought she most probably had the
moves well sorted out…
She got stuck in reverse gear and starved to death.
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