RIP – Steven Jones 1978- 2018
Sick in the head from birth, at the age of 30 he climbed Mount Everest dressed only in his underpants.
He lived to tell the tale. Barely.
Last week he attempted to do what no one has done before.
Dressed in in nothing but the same lucky under pants, he would tie two giant rocks to his legs and holding his breath, go down to the Mariana Trench (close on 11 km under sea level), pick up some shells, swim around a bit to check out the scene and after untying the rocks, swim leisurely back up to the surface.
The Royal Navy gave up after three days looking for the idiot’s corpse and he was declared dead due to self-inflicted drowning.
He will be honoured with a post-humous Knighthood for contributions to idiocy.
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