Monday, April 30, 2018

Ulises - the man from Uranus


Ulises - the man from Uranus
Born to be wild, Ulises wanted to be earth bound and not from Uranus.

But shit happens and he died a long and slowly death on a shit hole of a planet and his battery on his mobile phone ran out and Netflix cancelled his account and he got a tax bill for 30 Euros and his pet dog kicked it and his cat starved to death and his pet Friday ran off with his wife and there was no more beer in the fridge.

Who pays for the funeral?

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