Theresa does her thesis

Theresa does her thesis

Theresa studied at university for 37 years. She wanted a Phd but even at a young age, she got 6 fails at O’ level. But that did not deter her.

Working part time as a whore, her vagina could easily cover the fees and the fleas.

But – Theresa kept failing, again and again. Her thesis ‘Fees and Fleas’, was simply not interesting, nor backed up by scientific and academic fact.

However – after failing her driving license for the fortieth time, her examiner would tell her a truth that would change her life-

‘Jump off a cliff or in front of a bus because you are without doubt a waste of oxygen.’

Theresa thought about this. Not long, as her chain of thought only lasted four seconds.

She thought – perhaps I should change my thesis.

And she did!

It was called – ‘Jumping off cliffs or under a bus – what is the difference?’

She passed with posthumous honours.