The empty toilet roll

The empty toilet roll

We have all experienced this horror. What do you do?

Scream and holler for a family member to come, hold their nose and toss a roll.

Live alone – stagger wide legged to sink to rinse with hand.

Carefully and studiously peel the cardboard core into thin strips for a wipe.

Use knickers/underpants and throw the stinking mess out the window into neighbour’s garden.

Do the ‘worm doggy’ and rub the guilty part onto the bathroom mat and then blame the dog.

Manage to stretch out for the hair dryer and cook the klingons to pick off later.

Push flush and then between your legs use the clean water to splash those bits still dirty with stinkies.

But not I - I always make sure I have a huge supply of TP.