But loads of sketches.
I totally forgot about this place.
So get ready.
Here are some quickies to start you off -
The facts of life
When you awake in bed and your partner stinks, is corpus cosmos and ice cold – it means they need a stiff drink.
If you read your horoscope – you tend to find the yesterday’s version was better.
When you awake in bed and your partner stinks, is corpus cosmos and ice cold – it means they need a stiff drink.
If you read your horoscope – you tend to find the yesterday’s version was better.
Looking at the clock makes you go tick tock in the head.
A vulture above your head is better than a horse’s head in your bed.
A smartly dressed man is usually an insurance sales man or second-hand car dealer.
A vulture above your head is better than a horse’s head in your bed.
A smartly dressed man is usually an insurance sales man or second-hand car dealer.
Anyone peddling Jesus, hopes to raise enough money for an Electric powered bike to get up there.
A foreigner is none other than someone who has not a clue who you are.
It is easier to drop bombs than ban plastic straws
Adding a peeled potato into your wash will make your clothes come out starched.
If you go to Africa and stand on an anthill with one leg – it means you are an amputee.
The best thinking ever done is when sitting on the toilet and there is no more paper.
Sex with a pauper will leave you penniless.
Defecating in a creek has nothing to do with a paddle and shit street.
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