Scratching my Scrotum

Scratching my Scrotum

It was itchy, but no fleas nor crabs. Just needed a scratch.

Not exactly a thing you do in public with your pubes in the way.

I mean, a good scratch. What do girls do when their snatch gets an itchy? Do they get bitchy?

I do not care. I simply stick my hand down my pants and scratch away. No need to hide a public statement. I live in a democracy.

Scratch away I say – for that is our right to kill an itch or two.