Sunday, April 29, 2018

The saviour of Planet Zog


The saviour of Planet Zog

Do you know where planet Zog is? Turn left at the milky way, right at the mars bars and there it is in a fridge. Planet Zog beer.

Planet Zog beer was the idea of a deranged scientist called ,Professor Nocanpoop. He suffered terribly from constipation. No matter what medicament he took, he had to have his poops removed at hospital once a week with a giant corkscrew.

Logically, anyone having a corkscrew up their arse once a week, would get on your nerves. Waddling home one Friday night, after being emptied, he witnessed a ground-breaking act of mind blowing proportions. One that would change the way beer was brewed for ever. It is known as the eureka moment. (That is when you reek.)

A large dog was eating grass, then…hunched its spine and – vomited. But of course, Professor Nocanpoop had no idea about brewing beer. And why should a vomiting dog create a world sensation?

I have not a clue – have you?

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