The saviour of Planet Zog
Do you know where planet Zog is? Turn left at the milky
way, right at the mars bars and there it is in a fridge. Planet Zog beer.
Planet Zog beer was the idea of a deranged scientist called
,Professor Nocanpoop. He suffered terribly from constipation. No matter what
medicament he took, he had to have his poops removed at hospital once a week
with a giant corkscrew.
Logically, anyone having a corkscrew up their arse once a
week, would get on your nerves. Waddling home one Friday night, after being
emptied, he witnessed a ground-breaking act of mind blowing proportions. One
that would change the way beer was brewed for ever. It is known as the eureka
moment. (That is when you reek.)
A large dog was eating grass, then…hunched its spine and –
vomited. But of course, Professor Nocanpoop had no idea about brewing beer. And
why should a vomiting dog create a world sensation?
I have not a clue – have you?
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