This is really sad.

Daily Slag – 24.03.2018

Obituary.

RIP -  Peter James Fredrick Anthony John Clive Footsak Nega-Nega Ketchup Nigel Malcolm Fucky-fucky Elvis Jesus Constant Constipated Smith.

2013 - 2018

At the age of five, Peter James Fredrick Anthony John Clive Footsak Nega-Nega Ketchup Nigel Malcolm Fucky-fucky Elvis Jesus Constant Constipated Smith, suffered a massive cardiac arrest at the first day of school when told to write out his full name.

His parents, Joe and Jane Smith, are now being investigated for child abuse.

Their lawyer told the press -

‘Mr and Mrs Smith deny all charges. They say that their life is so boring because of their name, they simply wanted to give their son an adventurous chance in life.