Monday, April 30, 2018

PM question time


In British parliament today – PM question time
Laborious leader Jerry -
‘Will the Prime Monkey tell this house how she intends to handle what is going on in Zimboboland?’

Prime Monkey -

‘What? Where the fuck is that? I have perverts resigning from my cupboard every week, I got 26 bastards in the European Union howling for money, some daft bint arrested in Iran, I struggle to have sex, got huge bags under my eyes and now – YOU ask what am I supposed to do about Zimboboland? I tell the horrible gentleman THIS – Fuck ALL!’

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