The amazing case of the suitcase
‘What is in this suitcase?’ Said the security officer.
‘A suit.’ Said the owner of the suitcase.
‘What is in this suitcase?’ Said the security officer.
‘A suit.’ Said the owner of the suitcase.
‘No suet?’ Said the security officer.
‘No, a suit, not suet.’ Said the owner of the suitcase.
‘Sewerage?’ Said the security officer.
‘No, a suit, not suet.’ Said the owner of the suitcase.
‘Sewerage?’ Said the security officer.
‘No, a suit. No suet, no
sewerage.’ Said the owner of the
suitcase.
‘Sioux sisters?’
Said the security officer.‘No, a suit. No suet, no sewerage and no Sioux sisters.’ Said the owner of the suitcase.
‘Sweeties?’ Said the security officer.
‘No, a suit. No suet, no sewerage, no Sioux sisters and no sweeties.’ Said the owner of the suitcase.
‘Salami?’ Said the security officer.
‘No, a suit. No suet, no sewerage, no Sioux sisters, no sweeties, no salami.’ Said the owner of the suitcase.
BUT – the security officer did not believe the owner of the suitcase and opened it.
Guess what he found inside?
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