The Peruvian
Pedro was a proved Peruvian from Peru. A bit like
Paddington.
Pedro went on holiday to Brazil. He was also training to
become Peru’s first Olympic champion in
doggy stroke.
In front of the world press (bored out their minds with the non-news in Zimboboland), he took his pet dog, stroked it and threw it into the Amazon river.
There was a fluffy slurry as ten thousand piranhas ate doggy in about four seconds. The poor thing didn’t even have time to yelp ‘help’ (As in yowl-howl).
And that was Pedro’s key to his success. By distracting the piranhas with his dog, he could swim across the Amazon and break a world record – The First twat to actually swim across and not be eaten alive.
Sadly – he was eaten alive in the attempt.
The End.
In front of the world press (bored out their minds with the non-news in Zimboboland), he took his pet dog, stroked it and threw it into the Amazon river.
There was a fluffy slurry as ten thousand piranhas ate doggy in about four seconds. The poor thing didn’t even have time to yelp ‘help’ (As in yowl-howl).
And that was Pedro’s key to his success. By distracting the piranhas with his dog, he could swim across the Amazon and break a world record – The First twat to actually swim across and not be eaten alive.
Sadly – he was eaten alive in the attempt.
The End.
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