If I was a politician – or a normal run of the mill.
I could attempt to pass a bill.
These are a couple of ways or three.
You could be in parliament and pass by William – aka Bill. He smiles. You reply by giving him a kick in the goolies.
You could be on the toilet and pass a tax bill you ate that was for 2 million dollars of illegal travel scams you are trying to cover by defecating rather than shredding the evidence.
These are a couple of ways or three.
You could be in parliament and pass by William – aka Bill. He smiles. You reply by giving him a kick in the goolies.
You could be on the toilet and pass a tax bill you ate that was for 2 million dollars of illegal travel scams you are trying to cover by defecating rather than shredding the evidence.
Buy a parrot, roast it, eat it, and with
its bill, you drill a hole in it and wear it on a chain around your neck.
Silly Billy…
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