Monday, April 30, 2018

Shit Wreck – the Final Frontier


Shit Wreck – the Final Frontier

An original new series by Netflix.

Its five minute mission – to go where no sane person has gone before.
To explore new horizons and sunsets

‘Mr Zumu – set a course for Zimboboland’
‘Er – I have no idea where that is – ask the computer.’

‘Computer – set a course to Zimboboland’
(Strange tweeting sounds)

‘Ahh – hello? Ahh me, Grace Mugabe and they steal my Rolex. What time is eet and can u beam me up pliss?’

‘Captain one to beam me up place on the Shit Wreck. Beam Grace into space. Mr Zumu – prepare pronutro weapons to blast the bitch when she appears. Use banana flavour.’
Next exciting episode next week …

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