Gary – Gibbering Guerilla from Gabon
Gary grew up in Gapford, a place between two other.
Gary grew up in Gapford, a place between two other.
At 14 he decided something after he lost
his appendix through an incision.
Arguing admirably with his parents, Gary
stole their car, sold it for 300 pounds and bought a one way ticket to Gabon.
He really needed to enrich himself with the local environment.
At 30 thousand feet, he opened the plane’s door and jumped. Well, actually, more sucked out, along with everyone else – but that beside the point.
Sadly, he had calculated badly.
Instead of landing gently in nice greeny forest of welcoming leaves of the rain forests of Gabon, at least 2k clicks away, he plunged straight into the dunes of the Sahara, broke his stupid fucking neck, his spleen ejected out off his mouth, his lungs imploded, and he shat himself.
But he survived!
Crawling along for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but sand to eat and urine to drink, he arrived in Gabon, a bit worse for wear as his jeans had holes in them.
A friendly Gibbon of Gabon took him into her tree and raped him solid.
Gary was happy and texted his parents that he was okay.
The End.
At 30 thousand feet, he opened the plane’s door and jumped. Well, actually, more sucked out, along with everyone else – but that beside the point.
Sadly, he had calculated badly.
Instead of landing gently in nice greeny forest of welcoming leaves of the rain forests of Gabon, at least 2k clicks away, he plunged straight into the dunes of the Sahara, broke his stupid fucking neck, his spleen ejected out off his mouth, his lungs imploded, and he shat himself.
But he survived!
Crawling along for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but sand to eat and urine to drink, he arrived in Gabon, a bit worse for wear as his jeans had holes in them.
A friendly Gibbon of Gabon took him into her tree and raped him solid.
Gary was happy and texted his parents that he was okay.
The End.
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