Janice von Kak – 1876 – South Africa.

Janice von Kak – 1876 – South Africa.

She did, quite frankly, meet a man called Frank von Kak.

She had blue eyes, long blonde hair, at 3 foot tall, tended to stumble on it as she cleared the shit from her parent’s farm of sheep shitters and pig crappers.

Frank von Krap was a handsome man. He turned up one day. Beyond her dreams - an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking: a handsome man having pleasing proportions, relationships, or arrangements to have his way.

He hit on her -

You are a maiden fair - an unmarried girl or woman, maid

or a former Scottish beheading device resembling the guillotine or a horse that has never won a race.

Janice was besotted - infatuated with, smitten with, in love with, love-struck by, head over heels in love with, hopelessly in love with, obsessed with, passionate about, consumed with desire for, devoted to, doting on, greatly enamoured of, very attracted to, very taken with, charmed by, captivated by, enchanted by, enthralled by, bewitched by, beguiled by, under someone's spell, hypnotized. Or as it turns out – intoxicated and drunk.

Frank, was frank. Marry me - to take as one's husband or in marriage -to join or give in marriage. To acquire (something) by marriage. Marry money.

Janice exclaimed – I am poor, lacking sufficient money to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society.

Frank make a sudden explosive sound through his nose, especially to express indignation or derision.

‘Goodbye Janice. You useless slag of stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.’

And so Frank rode on his way. He did not get far.

Janice was hard core, plugged the fucker. Sharp shooter she, dropped him.

Left him for the vultures and hyenas.

Beware of a woman scorned.