Sunday, April 29, 2018

The history of Adam the amebae.

The history of Adam the amebae.

Adam was purchased at a pet shop in ‘Pets R Us’, in Dusseldorf.

At 50 euros, a tad heavy in dosh - but Adam was happy. He was popped by his owner into a litre beer glass containing beer.

Having the ability to alter his shape, primarily by extending and retracting pseudopods, Adam is quite happy in his singularity.

At the age of 3 months, pissed out of his cell, he died. He had lived a long and happy life and his owner drank to that.

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