Sunday, April 29, 2018

The Dog and the Beggar


The Dog and the Beggar

I taught my dog to beg. Well, I tried to.  As in- it would stand on its hind legs, front one’s drooping, and mouth dripping saliva for a biscuit.

Either the biscuit was not particularly appetising, or the dog could not be arsed with the nonsense.

I tried the same trick with my ex-wife. She was stupider than the dog.

At least the dog left me alone; but she gave me a kick in the bollocks for attempting such bollax.

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