Spill the Beans?
This white bloke goes for a wee. Actually, not at home, nor
on a tramp, but in a toilet for gender free in a public place of gathering for
alcoholic consumption.
Known locally as a ‘Pub’
Known locally as a ‘Pub’
Next to him, urinating enough to put out a tower fire, is
this gargantuan blackman. His sausage was so huge, it needed three urinals.
Our white boy is intrigued and asks
‘Hey – blackboy – how you get a middle leg as big as that?’
The giant black penis turned its intense attention to the white boy. `I eat beans’.
‘Beans? Heinz?’
The huge blackman shook the last drops off and looked at the white man whilst baring his teeth that slobbered with desire.
‘Not beans - but human beings’
There is short scream.
(Adapted
from an old joke to cheer you all up)
The giant black penis turned its intense attention to the white boy. `I eat beans’.
‘Beans? Heinz?’
The huge blackman shook the last drops off and looked at the white man whilst baring his teeth that slobbered with desire.
‘Not beans - but human beings’
There is short scream.
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