Sunday, April 29, 2018

Johnathan Livingstone Seagull

Did you hear about what happened to Tony?

No? A very sad story. We all knew Tony. A really nice person. We all loved Tony. Never had a bad word for anyone.
Tony spent his life making other people’s lives happier. Then it happened.

He went to Galveston to watch seagulls flying.

Pointless really. He fell of a cliff whilst quoting from ‘Johnathan Livingstone Seagull’ -

Luckily – on the way down – he was soothed by the Neil Diamond sound track on his MP3 player as he hit the deck, broke his stupid fucking neck and now squanders from the state in a wheel chair.

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