Monday, April 30, 2018

Fire and Rats


Richard died of poverty from killing rats
September 1666 London. A plague. Fucking rats fucking everywhere, spreading fucking diseases and fucking and more fucking rats spreading more fucking disseises till Richard turned up.

He was intelligent. Which
is a description in words that he was not an idiot.

Good looking if you fancy a one legginged hunchback with giant warts all over his face.
He had a cure -

FIRE.

It did the job. Sadly, he did not get payed- turns out from history books he torched the entire city.

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