Monday, April 30, 2018

Bobby – the boring Bobby.

Bobby the boring Bobby.

A Goodnight story for children.

Bobby joined the force. He expected to get a light sabre but instead got a rubber cosh.

At 19 years of age, a fully qualified constable, he was thrown into the lion
s pit. A wake up call to reality. But he was not that bloke from the bullshit story in the bible.

Oh no
not Bobby. Pissed out of his skull, on duty at London Zoo, he bored a load of hooligans smoking dope behind the lions den.

Moan moan, yawn and yawn, and moan. He said.

The hooligan
s fucked the boring bobby, Bobby into the lions den. They (the lions) promptly tore him apart and ate him all up.

What is the moral of this story?

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