A literation of literation with M and L.

Actually - it is alliteration. But sadly - someone actually wrote to me and asked - 'Can you do that with other letters of the alphabet?'

Mongo was a Mongolian with a mongrel dog and three mongoloid children and a wife who only ate mangos.

Mongo must make a mind-blowing makeover of his life.

Massacring his troop of Mongolian monkeys and selling them to the Chinese, he moved his entire family to the island of Lanzarote.

Changing his name to Lazarus, he would arise from debt by breeding Lamas. His plan was that he could distribute them around the Canary Islands and they would spit on tourists who would think this was great fun.

Sadly – the local banks would not support him and Lazarus and his totally renamed family (Lolita, Little Lazy, Lost Loon and Lump Lead Head), all did a lemming.

RIP.