Bingo – King
of the Bongos Part 11. Total Recall.
The reader must recall what is happening - as by now you could be very confused as much as the author.
The reader must recall what is happening - as by now you could be very confused as much as the author.
Bingo, is the King of the Bongos. An insane, family loving,
murdering lunatic drug dealer. He is Blackman from the Congo and presently
lives in Bolivia but on his way to meet Tarzan.
Tracy – Bingo’s wife is a nymphomaniac, totally deranged and judging from her skin colour – of unknown origin of genetic source. She likes to have sex with her children. She has just arrived in the jungle to help Poncho and Macho save their sister, Mattress from the evil, murdering Buk em Hard, ISIS brainwashed looters , rapists and murderers, under the black flag of Allah.
The triplets. Macho – Poncho and Mattress.
No one knows the source of the sauce that made them, but alabaster white with blue eyes, they are without question a tad unstable. All three were given a frontal lobotomy that was actually - a fuck up. Just ‘The Matrix’ type software pumped into their brains.
Macho and Poncho - are at this point, about to go with their mother, along with the Mini Mazingi tribe, to destroy the Buk em Hard but need the help of the Bongos.
Tarzan - is in the United Kingdom at this moment. As an honorary member of the Bongo tribe, he is awaiting the arrival of Bingo to work out how to organise the Bongos to help Tracy and co-rescue Mattress.
The Bongo tribe. 47 thousand strong, highly intelligent, chimpanzees based in the Congo. Vicious predators, they like to hunt pygmies for dinner.
The Donald and Brexit Boris. – a pair of like-minded twats are about to get involved in something they should not.
…
That should just about cover it. So we get back to what happens next…
As –
Tracy – Bingo’s wife is a nymphomaniac, totally deranged and judging from her skin colour – of unknown origin of genetic source. She likes to have sex with her children. She has just arrived in the jungle to help Poncho and Macho save their sister, Mattress from the evil, murdering Buk em Hard, ISIS brainwashed looters , rapists and murderers, under the black flag of Allah.
The triplets. Macho – Poncho and Mattress.
No one knows the source of the sauce that made them, but alabaster white with blue eyes, they are without question a tad unstable. All three were given a frontal lobotomy that was actually - a fuck up. Just ‘The Matrix’ type software pumped into their brains.
Macho and Poncho - are at this point, about to go with their mother, along with the Mini Mazingi tribe, to destroy the Buk em Hard but need the help of the Bongos.
Tarzan - is in the United Kingdom at this moment. As an honorary member of the Bongo tribe, he is awaiting the arrival of Bingo to work out how to organise the Bongos to help Tracy and co-rescue Mattress.
The Bongo tribe. 47 thousand strong, highly intelligent, chimpanzees based in the Congo. Vicious predators, they like to hunt pygmies for dinner.
The Donald and Brexit Boris. – a pair of like-minded twats are about to get involved in something they should not.
…
That should just about cover it. So we get back to what happens next…
As –
We go to the camp of Buk em Hard, because Mattress is not
exactly your average girl to be raped by a load of smelly unshaved.
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Stay tuned for the next episode as Mattress teaches some fake Muslims a lesson in genital amputation, Tarzan turns up with Bingo and…
Stay tuned for the next episode as Mattress teaches some fake Muslims a lesson in genital amputation, Tarzan turns up with Bingo and…
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