Rhodesia and Turkey Mountain
Turkey Mountain is a small, load of shit, in the middle of Nevada. But, what
has that to do with Rhodesia?
It was there in the late ‘70s,
that its brain dead congregation would gather for the annual ‘Jerk your Turkey’,
whilst chanting in stoned out unison, the name of the then present President of
the United States.
Unluckily for Rhodesia, this time around, they were all eating peanuts and
shouting – ‘Jimmy, Jimmy’. Things
got worse for Rhodesia.
A bunch of jerking, Turkey throttle red necks, had let a man whose only qualifications
was - ‘I will not lie to you, my bag of peanuts do
really contain nuts.’
Well, Rhodesia was fucked. The Yanks were jerking on their turkeys whilst we
fought to the bitter end to export tobacco.
But – move forward a bit.
The latest ‘Jerk
your Turkey on Mount Turkey’ is
now… wait for it –
the Donald.
He – in a decree, has banned all decolonisation of
Africa, and I quote - ‘Who
got this idea to ship millions of dark skins to our country to pick cotton? The
stuff is made cheaper in China and they use worms to make silk. ` unquote.
As we know –
with the Donald at the helm –
Rhodesia will return, better, stronger, and full of white old people shuffling
away on A frames, dribbling from badly fitting, eBay bought false teeth, and
farting Mozart’s
fifth filth.
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