Sunday, December 15, 2019

Rhodesia and Turkey Mountain

Rhodesia and Turkey Mountain

Turkey Mountain is a small, load of shit, in the middle of Nevada. But, what has that to do with Rhodesia?

It was there in the late
70s, that its brain dead congregation would gather for the annual Jerk your Turkey, whilst chanting in stoned out unison, the name of the then present President of the United States.

Unluckily for Rhodesia, this time around, they were all eating peanuts and shouting
Jimmy, Jimmy. Things got worse for Rhodesia.

A bunch of jerking, Turkey throttle red necks, had let a man whose only qualifications was -
I will not lie to you, my bag of peanuts do really contain nuts.

Well, Rhodesia was fucked. The Yanks were jerking on their turkeys whilst we fought to the bitter end to export tobacco.

But
move forward a bit.

The latest
Jerk your Turkey on Mount Turkey is now wait for it the Donald.

He
in a decree, has banned all decolonisation of Africa, and I quote - Who got this idea to ship millions of dark skins to our country to pick cotton? The stuff is made cheaper in China and they use worms to make silk. ` unquote.

As we know
with the Donald at the helm Rhodesia will return, better, stronger, and full of white old people shuffling away on A frames, dribbling from badly fitting, eBay bought false teeth, and farting Mozarts fifth filth.

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