The Daily Flake Fake- 13th December 2019

The Daily Flake Fake- 13^th December .

Corbyn New Prime Minster

With an over whelming majority of one, the Labour Party now are at the helms of power. The new Prime Minster, Jeremy Corbyn, was quick to inoculate his party manifesto pledges.

All Conservative voters were shot at dawn. Beds were freed up in hospitals by removing the infirm, old, and scum bags. Thrown onto the street, they were left to beg for assistance.

All Jews were rapidly rounded up and gassed.

The railways were Nationalised and ground to a halt.

All energy companies were taken over by decree and to boil a kettle you now have to set your furniture on fire.

The Bank of England was plundered, the pound crashed to 1 penny to the US dollar.

Most of the Labour party MPs retired immediately to the Bahamas.

‘At last, we can go and look forwards to going backwards,’ the Prime Minister speaking at a press conference, minutes just after inviting the world’s top terrorists, Hasan Izz-Al-Din, Ahmed Ibrahim Al-Mughassil, and Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah, for a good old, British Xmas tradition - ‘Knees up Mother Brown’, at 10 Downing Shit Wreck.

Tomorrow there will be no longer any copies of ‘The Daily Flake Fake’. The multi-billionaire owners regret the decision to close the company, leaving hundreds to sell their children to childless Chinese families, but they have all done a runner.