Bingo – King of
the Bongos. Part 14
A Black Mirror?
A Black Mirror?
Dean Wilson, at 18, was diagnosed as a lunatic. Sadly, his
parents threw him out onto the street and the local council gave him a cardboard
box to sleep in – council tax free.
Dean hung around with the local, cheap wine and cider bums, getting his own bum buggered when completely cabbaged.
But, one mourning, bum hurting a lot, he decided to go out with a bang – make a statement that the world was rotten, no one cares about the down trodden and needy. Billionaires drink champagne, whilst he and his pals snuff gas fumes from car petrol caps. Things needed to change.
WE are talking about REVOLUTION. (Vicious Games) United Kingdom. A few days before the general election.
Dean organised all the homeless, tramps, drunkards, convicted paedophiles, unemployed ugly lesbians, gay fuckers, erm… bad people, let out of prison early, and, erm… whatever, and
They arose to march on – now comes the problem. Social Media.
All well and good starting a revolution, most implode anyway, but where to march and what for ?
Dean explains his monotheist on Whatsapp and Twitter.
‘Today- is a new morning. We will arise from the dead and take our place in history. `
Bit of a tart let down. The mad fucker, films himself tying a noose around his neck, the rope hanging from, the washing machine on spin, in the cellar.
Talk about getting wound up or what? Hah hah. Loads of laughs as the mad fucker is dragged by his neck into the cellar and throttled by his own washing machine.
Dean hung around with the local, cheap wine and cider bums, getting his own bum buggered when completely cabbaged.
But, one mourning, bum hurting a lot, he decided to go out with a bang – make a statement that the world was rotten, no one cares about the down trodden and needy. Billionaires drink champagne, whilst he and his pals snuff gas fumes from car petrol caps. Things needed to change.
WE are talking about REVOLUTION. (Vicious Games) United Kingdom. A few days before the general election.
Dean organised all the homeless, tramps, drunkards, convicted paedophiles, unemployed ugly lesbians, gay fuckers, erm… bad people, let out of prison early, and, erm… whatever, and
They arose to march on – now comes the problem. Social Media.
All well and good starting a revolution, most implode anyway, but where to march and what for ?
Dean explains his monotheist on Whatsapp and Twitter.
‘Today- is a new morning. We will arise from the dead and take our place in history. `
Bit of a tart let down. The mad fucker, films himself tying a noose around his neck, the rope hanging from, the washing machine on spin, in the cellar.
Talk about getting wound up or what? Hah hah. Loads of laughs as the mad fucker is dragged by his neck into the cellar and throttled by his own washing machine.
As for the revolution? Instead of shooting the deranged
mental cases, Russian style, they are given each a 6 pack of extra strong , 9.8 %
cider. British democracy and multi-national cohesion of anarchy. They all dispersed
smiling and fucked their toothless drunken bitches.
Meanwhile – in the real world, the leader of the Labour Party, the Bearded Marxist, promises that if he wins the election, he will get all homeless off the streets in 5 years.
Boris, side kick for mad Donald, shouts out on TV, ‘Lot of shit. I can remove all the homeless in two weeks. The mass grave is already prepared.’
Meanwhile – in the real world, the leader of the Labour Party, the Bearded Marxist, promises that if he wins the election, he will get all homeless off the streets in 5 years.
Boris, side kick for mad Donald, shouts out on TV, ‘Lot of shit. I can remove all the homeless in two weeks. The mass grave is already prepared.’
Eish – fucking
great. I mean, like hey, fuck that for a lark. There is about a huge war to
break out in the middle of the African jungle.
Stay tuned. The Gokwe Kid is teaming up with Tarzan, Bingo, Tracy.
Macho, Poncho and 40 thousand fucking crazy chimps, to take on the Buk ‘em hard and rescue Mattress..
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