Friday, November 22, 2019

The Snip


Advert in Daily Mail.

Dr Mohammeds guide to sterilisation

Have you too many children? Does all four of your wives pop them out faster than your claims at the benefit office?

Does the noise of screaming brats and the stench of baby shit and vomit do your head in?

There is an easy cure. Sterilisation. Sex is great but those naughty little swimmers are a no no, but you can kill them off. No need to go to the butchers and get the evil snip in the sack.

Just get a Dr Mohammed micro wave oven and a pencil. Place the microwave on the floor, push the pencil into the close hatch turn to extra hot, squat and lets your testicles be cured. No pain no gain.

Bingo when - bing, 5 minutes are done. No more naughty swimmers. You can shag away for ever.

Dr Mohammed has a special price for Muslims and 50% increase for Jews. Only 199 Bit coins.

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