Picking the short straw –
Donald did. Tough shit. 5000 metres up some goddamn
mountain, he and his idiotic five compatriot climbers were stuck. Tough shit.
Serious storms of snow and ice and all that bollocks you see on TV.
Far, far below they could see a search party. They had no comms and Wally Watson had forgotten to charge the sat phone. There was only one chance. Someone had to jump into the abyss and land in front of the searchers to grab their attention to their plight.
Serious storms of snow and ice and all that bollocks you see on TV.
Far, far below they could see a search party. They had no comms and Wally Watson had forgotten to charge the sat phone. There was only one chance. Someone had to jump into the abyss and land in front of the searchers to grab their attention to their plight.
With no straws they played paper, scissors rock. Donald lost
and cleverly pushed Wally Watson into the abyss.
At his trial for murder, he was released after the judge announced ‘It’s a hard knock life’.
At his trial for murder, he was released after the judge announced ‘It’s a hard knock life’.
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