South Africa, East coast. Fucking big mega White sharks there.
Our hero, Rhodie Tony is on a tourist boat. Swim with sharks.
A complete anti-climax. Just stuff a load of gibbering Chinese into a
cage, lower them down into the water, toss some seal meat and the
fuckers go mad.
Both. The sharks and the dumb tourists. One is cleaning it teeth on the cage and those inside are crapping themselves whilst clicking their waterproof cameras.
Rhodie Tony watches this with interest. How pathetic. Some slit eyes shitting away because a large fish wants to eat them than vice versa. Yeah- go on, fancy some shark fin soup. Get out the cage and catch your own dinner.
None do and the cage is hauled up full of weeping, traumatised Chinese tourists gabbling incomprehensible amongst themselves.
The great white sharks swim around looking for something to nibble on.
Rhodie Tony calls out – ‘Ahoy there, you slit eyed witless fannies of little worms and perpendicular vaginas, I am a Rhodesian. I have survived more deaths that you- can not even have nightmares about.’
He dives in. The sharks are really impressed. Such bravado! A twitching leg is so savagely ripped off, it actually lands onto the cruise boat to be enthusiastically photographed for whatsapp share.
No big deal. Rhodie Tony never dies. Just gets into minor problems. In his next adventure he attempts to murder Donald Trump.
Both. The sharks and the dumb tourists. One is cleaning it teeth on the cage and those inside are crapping themselves whilst clicking their waterproof cameras.
Rhodie Tony watches this with interest. How pathetic. Some slit eyes shitting away because a large fish wants to eat them than vice versa. Yeah- go on, fancy some shark fin soup. Get out the cage and catch your own dinner.
None do and the cage is hauled up full of weeping, traumatised Chinese tourists gabbling incomprehensible amongst themselves.
The great white sharks swim around looking for something to nibble on.
Rhodie Tony calls out – ‘Ahoy there, you slit eyed witless fannies of little worms and perpendicular vaginas, I am a Rhodesian. I have survived more deaths that you- can not even have nightmares about.’
He dives in. The sharks are really impressed. Such bravado! A twitching leg is so savagely ripped off, it actually lands onto the cruise boat to be enthusiastically photographed for whatsapp share.
No big deal. Rhodie Tony never dies. Just gets into minor problems. In his next adventure he attempts to murder Donald Trump.
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