Wednesday, January 07, 2026

6 Last of the Rhodesians: Chronicles of an African anarchist – The Gokwe Kid – Searching for Rhodesia 6

 

Journal 06.01.2026.

Sawa Camp, Nuweibaa, Sinai Peninsula, Egypt

 




Stoned amongst the stones

 

That was interesting. Robbed blind at the local Ali Baba’s Supermarket for 17 Euros but get a free plastic bag - then the real Slim Shady (that was his name! Slim,) took us to a vertical crack in the earth. What was really cool is that I was in the back of a bakkie. I hadn’t done that for 20 odd years.



 


Very nice and I let Slim Shady and Angie go ahead to what was to be discovered as a dry water hole and I squatted down and chilled. Fuck that for a lark, another 40 min hike – no chance.

 

After some pic taking and reading some more of a book that reminded me of Africa, now well stoned and cool trance vibes at max blasting me through the earbuds, I eventually returned to the bakkie.

 

Slim took us a bit down the drag and made some tea. Small talk consisted of Angie telling us about fields of poppies full of opium bulbs and he informed us how the rich Egyptians buy very black Sudanese woman to work for them.

 


Next to no tourists, thank God, but he could do with smiting the ones down with that hammer for dumping chocolate wrappers and empty plastic drink bottles.

 

All in all, pretty gob smacking and would have been even better with a line of smack snorted up my nose, but stupid Angie, besides not knowing the name of the plant, didn’t bring a couple of kilos back from where ever that was.

 


Slim is a Bedouin. That is the kind of Arab that stays in bed all day and all night, unless they get a chance to scam a tourist – because he yowled and ballyhooed at the amount Angie and I gave him – 16 Euros. Well, he moaned to her in the driving cab, but said fuck all to me when we got back. I would have told him to go and get his cut from his mate at the supermarket.

 

All in all. Great fun.

 

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