In 2011, the creators of the film ‘Blair Witch Project’ thought they could pull a similar stunt. It went badly wrong. Very.
Full of spunk and vinegar, with some serious dosh under their belts after the success of ‘Blair Witch Project’, they recruited some more hopeless layabouts, gave them cameras and sent them up into the Rocky Mountains – where HILLBILLIES live.
The quest – to interview these incestuous and anus mad fuckers and ask them if they believed ‘The possibilism of extra-terrestrial life?’
Well, retrieved footage of the digital cameras by an elite squad of SEALS (all shitting themselves), revealed and only shot where this (can only described), as semi-human thing, replied to the question in excellent English and French -
‘Cannibalism and extra-terrestrials equals for us, Bon appetite.’
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