A brief history of time is up for Janice O’Brian.
Janice O’Brian, as we all know was a superstar. Beautiful,
brilliant actress adored by millions of friggers and wankers aged 13 to 70 the
world over –
male and female.
It is sad to announce that this wonderful woman died recently. Considering that
planet earth is several billion years old, her time on it would be considered
brief. At the age of 93, she stopped breathing whilst sucking on her latest
lover’s weapon of mass procreation.
According to ‘The
Daily Slapper’ a
popular newspaper of some repute, the unnamed lover was so drunk, fell asleep
and when he awoke, rigor mortis had set in and he was trapped. Not only that,
he was bleeding to death.
The coroner’s report
that large blows to the head of the deceased, Janice O’Brien, matched perfectly with the remains of a
bedside lamp. The second deceased, the unnamed lover, apparently died from electrocution
and severe blood loss.
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