Pedro from Peru – Professional Tennis Player
At the age of 68, and ranked one million, two hundred thousand and five hundred and twelve in the world rankings – Pedro had a great idea.
Not a good one – but whatever.
It was when he was clipping his finger nails, when he thought – if – if I clip all the strings on my tennis racquet – I might win a game.
Well. His next game he lost 6 love, 6 love. But – he became famous overnight. I mean – the game was played in darkness against a blind man and he still lost.
Pedro decided to retire as he was rather tired of chasing a ball with a stick with a head of nothing.
He went home and murdered his wife because she burnt the chilli-con-carni, raped his own donkey, then threw it into the amazon river and laughed as the piranhas had a feast and for good measure – shot himself in the head… and dies happily ever after.
At the age of 68, and ranked one million, two hundred thousand and five hundred and twelve in the world rankings – Pedro had a great idea.
Not a good one – but whatever.
It was when he was clipping his finger nails, when he thought – if – if I clip all the strings on my tennis racquet – I might win a game.
Well. His next game he lost 6 love, 6 love. But – he became famous overnight. I mean – the game was played in darkness against a blind man and he still lost.
Pedro decided to retire as he was rather tired of chasing a ball with a stick with a head of nothing.
He went home and murdered his wife because she burnt the chilli-con-carni, raped his own donkey, then threw it into the amazon river and laughed as the piranhas had a feast and for good measure – shot himself in the head… and dies happily ever after.
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