A bloke comes out the pub.
Very drunk.
He collapses onto the pavement.
‘Oh my lawd’, shout passer byes, ‘I think he is dying!’
He has stopped breathing and has no pulse.
‘Give him mouth to mouth and hit his heart.’
So say the audience as they take pictures to post on Instagram.
BUT…
In this moment, a man of sense turns up.
He pulls his pants down to expose a 22-inch, rock solid penis, and states-
‘I stick this up his arse, it will make him catch a breath and re-start his heart.’
The End
‘Oh my lawd’, shout passer byes, ‘I think he is dying!’
He has stopped breathing and has no pulse.
‘Give him mouth to mouth and hit his heart.’
So say the audience as they take pictures to post on Instagram.
BUT…
In this moment, a man of sense turns up.
He pulls his pants down to expose a 22-inch, rock solid penis, and states-
‘I stick this up his arse, it will make him catch a breath and re-start his heart.’
The End
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