This bloke, dunno his name, was sunbathing in his garden:
All of a sudden a suddenness happen suddenly,
‘Splat’
A frozen black man lands in his garden. Only one metre away. Dropped out the sky.
Left a crater 50 cms deep.
Dring dring.
999
‘This is emergency 999. How can we help?’
‘There is a frozen blackman whom fell out the sky who nearly killed me.’
‘Er…you state, as this is being recorded, a frozen Blackman fell out the sky and nearly killed you?’
‘Yes – I am traumatised. Can you send someone to remove him.’
`Hmm – what medication do you take?’
‘Ahh you nuts, you stupid cow! Imagine if he had landed on my car. Oh, great. My car is wrecked because a frozen Blackman fell out the sky!. Try telling that to your insurance..'
‘Have you thought of phoning your physiatrist? `
‘What?. What the fuck is a physiatrist? Listen, you dumb bint - I have a frozen Blackman buried in a crater in my garden that fell out the sky whilst I was sunbathing. How clear is that!'
'Is this a prank call?'
'Jesus resuscitate me. Have I not made it clear to you.I am going to phone the police and get you arrested. Did you ever get an education? Do you earn money by doing grunting and moaning on the phone?
'Actually, yes. Would you like my number? I accept PayPal, American Express and Visa.'
The End.
Left a crater 50 cms deep.
Dring dring.
999
‘This is emergency 999. How can we help?’
‘There is a frozen blackman whom fell out the sky who nearly killed me.’
‘Er…you state, as this is being recorded, a frozen Blackman fell out the sky and nearly killed you?’
‘Yes – I am traumatised. Can you send someone to remove him.’
`Hmm – what medication do you take?’
‘Ahh you nuts, you stupid cow! Imagine if he had landed on my car. Oh, great. My car is wrecked because a frozen Blackman fell out the sky!. Try telling that to your insurance..'
‘Have you thought of phoning your physiatrist? `
‘What?. What the fuck is a physiatrist? Listen, you dumb bint - I have a frozen Blackman buried in a crater in my garden that fell out the sky whilst I was sunbathing. How clear is that!'
'Is this a prank call?'
'Jesus resuscitate me. Have I not made it clear to you.I am going to phone the police and get you arrested. Did you ever get an education? Do you earn money by doing grunting and moaning on the phone?
'Actually, yes. Would you like my number? I accept PayPal, American Express and Visa.'
The End.
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