The weird Dream

The weird Dream-

I  just awoke from intoxication with this weird dream still in my head.

There is this beautiful woman, blonde, petite, 50 plus- a hippy sort of gal and I grab her at the bus stop and behind some council’s flats – rape her.

She kicked up no fuss and when I had ‘finished’ said ‘That was nice – can you do it again please.’

So I did and when I was ‘finished’ she said ‘That was nice – can you do it again please.’

So I did and when I finished and quite frankly wondering if any doctor on the NHS can repair a very well burnt out bell end - when she sits up and says -

‘That was nice – can you do it again please.’

Well . as I said, she was very sexy looking and when I  ‘finished’ she said

‘That was nice – can you do it again please.’

Now I am suspicious.

So I gave her a kick to the head – a really big one and she fell over and said

‘That was nice – can you do it again please.’

Now I was really frightened. I found a lump of wood and shoved it up her bum hole and she said -

‘That was nice – can you do it again please.’

Now – I am not a person to panic in a strange situation as I am a Rhodie – so I jumped on her head so much hoping she would be dead and … she said -

‘That was nice – can you do it again please.’

In Part Two of this saga – we find out she is actually an android that escaped from an experimental mental house and running on Windows XP.

Oh – you are allowed to laugh now.