Bigger than Higg’s Bosoms?

Bigger than Higg’s Bosoms?

Professor Jimmy Nutter, the science expert for President Trump, announced today that he has finally solved Einstein’s biggest problem.

In a press conference sited in New York Zoo’s chimpanzee compound, he told an enthusiastic audience of banana believers that –

‘Einstein was a Jew. That was not his fault but his parents. At least they were married; unlike that bastard Jew’s parents – popping a kid out in a barn full of cow and donkey shit.

No – I awoke today and realized that – if you reverse the polarity of an AA battery in your quartz driven digital clock – you can make time go backwards!’

To a thunderous applause of ‘Uga-Uga, uhh-uhh-uhh’, the leader of the group threw a banana skin which landed perfectly on the Professor’s bald head – it was a crowning achievement , that will surely get him the Knobbled Prize for Stupidity. The Professor, not the chimpanzee. Or maybe the reverse -

Sigh – Just scroll on by… Scroll on by.