The End?

100% True. It happened just now.

I had a wash on. It was finished. I dragged it up and started to hang it all on a horse.

90% are socks and jocks – a few work T shirts.

So, I was lining up on the wires a row of underpants – when suddenly – it hit me…

I had finally hit skid row.

Howszat

The Cricket Player – how he laughed

Bought them, 11 of them. Typical – they chirped away – expecting a quick test of their durability to all challenges.

Thrown into his terrarium, his pet tarantula pigged himself stupid.

Howszat!

How Odd

How Odd

Did you know that in central North Africa, the land with no known borders, Zingo Zango Zop, has a self-proclaimed capital city of seven mud huts called – Poz Ognaz Ogniz?

Trying to Google that – you get nowhere.