When it comes to the crunch

Aggression? Not us Rhodies.

I was walking down a street one day.

Cannot remember the name of the street, but suddenly- I stood on a cockroach and it went - ‘crunch’.

I thought to myself - as it was pointless thinking to anyone else- ‘Don’t you crunch at me - mate.’

So I really stamped on it non stop. Till – it was very, very dead and had nothing to say for itself.

I walked away from the situation. I mean – a cockroach goes ‘crunch’, and you must put up with its attitude?

Nah. Only a true Rhodie can teach it a lesson it will never forget.