Rage Against The Black Regime

How much anger can a man keep bottled up? When is enough, enough? How long must educated, semi-aware, socially conscious people of this planet, walk on the egg-shells of political correctness, before they finally have had it up to their necks with the bullshit? (That’s my philosophy with a small p, by the way.)

When I lived in Bavaria, Germany, the locals had a wonderful expression to illustrate when someone had pissed them off, BIG time. The trick was to hold your breath and force a rush of blood into the head by gritting the teeth hard. This will make the neck muscles writhe and bulge, and the veins stand out. At this point, the complainer would place his hands either side of his neck, in stiffened talons, and exclaim loud and with forced venom (in what is slang dialect)

‘Ich krieg so einen Hals!’ (I get such a throat!)

That is what I get when I read about what is going on in the land that was once a jewel and has now been turned into a sewer. The culprits should be sitting on a skewer, and sold as ‘Zim-kebabs’ outside the United Nations building.

Put a bullet through that daft, old fart, Mugabe’s head? Don’t make me fucking laugh! You need about 2 to 3 thousand rounds to take out all of the political elite that have literally leeched a land dry. AND – what would it achieve? Fuck all, actually. Show me a success case in African self-government, and I will show you a footage of the Roman Catholic Church Priests in Los Angeles, paying out millions for shagging their choir boys. (Come to think of it, that would be possible!)

Don’t point fingers at Botswana and preach success! Google the place and then ask the bushmen how their government treats them. Shame the poor bastards are sitting on Diamonds! All an average Western knows about Botswana is from a White Rhodesian, Alexander McCall Smith, who writes fictional novels about a Black, Number 1 female detective. Perhaps if he started a new series called Robbing Bob, No 1 of Zimbabwe, the place might get more coverage.

No-one in western government have big balls, anymore, except Australia’s PM who didn’t mince his words when he called Mugabe ‘a grubby, little Dictator.’

Turned on the news at the end of last week; Biggest story - Victoria (Posh) and David Beckham arrive in America. I am so fucking thrilled that I will rush out, order the forthcoming DVD, The Spice Girls: Return of The Last White and Brown Rehashed Trash, and search the net for David Beckham’s best selling novel, How To Speak The Queens English From the Bottom of a Bi-weekly Collected Trash Can.

When the press finally got tired of that, they got lucky because things really got exciting in Middle England. As Mugabe pointed out, in another of his insane, blame-game speeches,

‘The colonial, racist British gay gangsters, have many ways to try and bring down the legitimate government of Zimbabwe! They have created drought with their weather satellites over our land, and stolen the rain for themselves! Now we have no food in the shops!’

Maybe Bob was right; it then rained for 40 days and 40 nights (twice) in the UK (still more to come), and thousands of people don’t have to worry about a hose pipe ban, this summer.

I just received an email from my Mom in Zimbabwe. Power cuts everyday, they adapt by cooking what they can, when it occasionally comes on. Food? Well, her husband seems quite proficient at scouring the shops for what is left on the shelves, going from one shopping centre to another, on his bicycle. They have no petrol, but they seem to be OK and had been up in the stunningly beautiful Eastern Highlands for a break, just before Mugabe totally lost the plot, and enforced his wage-freeze policy.

Talking about Mugabe - he turned up at the opening of parliament the other day, in an open back Rolls Royce!

Now Robert is in shit-street, and he knows it. If the army, or the police top-dogs turn on him, it’s all over, so he needs yet another plan to keep the wolves from his door. Governor Gono of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe has pretty well given up. What smart money is still left in the place, he will take and do a runner, soon. With the shop-keepers, wholesalers, and what manufacturing sector is left, being forced into bankruptcy (some 4000 managers/owners have been arrested, some thrown into jail), Mugabe has decided to ‘indigenise’ all privately-owned firms! Very soon all firms will have to be 51% owned by a Black man. This starts to get confusing if the firm is already owned by a Black man!

What Mugabe means, of course, is that his cronies will become ‘Directors’ and go on another frenzied feed, till there is nothing left!

Scrolling through all the news about Zimbabwe on the net, I came across something about an economic ‘think tank’, who had worked out that ten-billion pounds will be needed to sort Zimbabwe out. Really, and whose money will be used? Has Bill Gates decided to buy an entire country? Will Bob Geldof throw yet another concert?

How about a real line-up of stars, past and present, especially adapted for Zimbabwe?

(We in) Dire Straits - Money for nothing, Get Ya bullets For Free!

Tom Jones - Sex Bomb, Sex Bum, You’re my AIDS Bomb!

Justine Timberlake - Cry Me A Croc-Infested River To Cross!

Garry Glitter - I’m The Leader of Farm Invader Gangs - Yeah!

The Police - I Will Hack-Off Your Fingers!

Emimnem - You Got One Shot To Ruin A Country, Don’t Ever Let It Go!

Shirley Bassey - Blood Diamonds Are For Ever!

Cher - Whiteys, Gays and Racists!

Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney - Ebony and Ebony, Looting or Starving in Perfect Harmony!

Eric Clapton - I Shot The Farmer, But I Didn’t Grow Anymore Crops!

10 Billion is a snippet! How many London Olympics is that? Don’t know? Not surprised, because NO one knows what the cost of that will be, but there are people out there who happily come out with a nice round sum to ‘fix’ Zim. I am amazed. I do presume they calculated that 80% of that gets creamed off!

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From the Times, Dated Today

Babies abandoned as police beat mothers

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2148357.ece

Finally, to wrap up today’s rant, I have copied a letter I’ve received. I was about the 6th forwarded, (why are people so lazy) so I had more >>>>>>> than the zero’s on a Zim-billion dollar bearer cheque, to get rid of. I added a few words now and then, and corrected some of the spelling, as whoever wrote this, was also in one hell of a rage:

News top story: Mugabe faces pressure as currency crashes!

Imagine this was on a bookstall banner advertising a new novel. It would be a hit, probably one of the best drama and horrors, all rolled into one.

Shit, I love a story with a happy ending. This has to be a best seller, and even better there is pain and suffering from start to finish. The main culprit has put millions of his own through the wringer, a far better job than any military or colonial leader could have ever achieved, cock your Nazi cap to perfection Adolf. Now to cap it all he has turned it into a basket case for the rest of the natural lives of the main players, and certainly all those poor souls still trapped in that time warped country. ‘Pamberi Mugabe.’

I reckon we all should be voting to keep the old codger in power. He is systematically committing genocide of his own race. Lets support him, after all he has the experience to f*ck every thing he touches.

‘Pamberi Mugabe,
Pamberi
ZANU-PF.’

4500% inflation - and soaring. 80% out of jobs - but they have political freedom. No health care - just don't get sick and avoid queues, if you can, so you don't get infected with TB. No food security - no white farmers to bail them out their man made shithole. No electrical power - have destroyed Kariba's ability to provide even a small amount of usable energy. No manufacturing industry - they are a lazy lot and it's far more productive herding cattle and sitting in a tree beside the road, for the educated sleeping in parliament is a much better occupation. Transport network grinding to a halt - aaaah we don't need roads and rail for our donkey carts. Education! - standards have been lowered so far down the international norm that even persons with an IQ of 60 can be considered University material in Zimboland. Fuel - well fossil fuel as you and I know it in the form of petrol, diesel etc is in dire short supply and hellish expensive when you can get it, but no problem, there are plenty of trees on the whitey's farms, and we have donkey carts.

Remind me - less the donkey carts - wasn't it like this when our forefathers arrived? No inflation, no jobs, no health care, no food and no crops, no power, no industry, no roads, no schools or varsities, no sustainable fuel supply. Dare I say no country and certainly no Zimbabwe. The expected response from a modern day cabinet minister would probably be "Aaaaahhh, No Problems!"

So in reality the country is going backwards, every where else in the world, individuals, governments, nations, even continents are striving to go forward, improve their living standards. But Mugabe bless his soul - if he has one – is destroying everything that was built up to better the people and the land.

Sadly the rest of the world have sat back - albeit amid quiet diplomacy - in fear of rejection and castigation by the almighty Mugabe.

The whites that insist on living in this man made dump are suffering delusions of a by gone era - get a grip! It was wonderful, it was God's own country, it was a happy community, it had great Castle beer, it was simply the best. But now it is simply and by the longest shot the worst. Only Baghdad could possibly be worse, possibly I said!

And the Devil was heard to chant with glee,

‘Pamberi Mugabe, Pamberi ZANU-PF, Pamberi Zimbabwe! Soon I will own all those poor sad souls. Thank you my partner in crime, the one, the only, the biggest sham and embarrassment to independent black Africa, Robert Gabriel Mugabe. I, the devil will immortalize you in hell, for you are surely great!’

And all the while the rhetoric and spin doctors will echo the infamous words of the last Rhodesians leader,

‘There will never be black rule in my lifetime.’ But of course the press miss-quoted him, what he really said was,

‘Of course there will be black miss-rule in my lifetime’

Spin that one you ......

Zimbabwe Wonder Woman

Zimbabwe's Coventry wins fifth swimming gold at Africa Games

http://africa.reuters.com/country/ZW/news/usnBAN822946.html

Wed 18 Jul 2007, 5:23 GMT

Zimbabwe's double Olympic champion Kirsty Coventry won her fifth swimming gold at the All Africa Games after another evening in which South Africa dominated swimming in the capital Algiers on Tuesday.

But the swimming competition was almost marred by a rowdy crowd who hurled three empty bottles into the pool, reviving memories of the Arab Games three years ago when swimming was scrapped from the programme following crowd trouble.

I flew over to interview Kirsty and asked her what incentives brought her this latest success. She told me that at first she couldn’t be arsed because the bottles that had been thrown into the pool had no deposit on them and therefore useless. She then went on to say,

‘But, when my trainer lowered a pair of Bata (Get Smarter, Wear Bata) ‘tackies’ (popular white plimsolls), on a piece of string with the new government enforced price reduction tag on them, I just had to get them before the other girls.’

She continued, ‘it is hard to get around these days in Zimbabwe, what with the west stealing all the petrol and stuff, ya know, so I have to walk a lot and my last pair of tackies blew a flat a while ago. I got them for my 16^th birthday and I had to cut a hole out at the front to let my big toe stick out because it was curling up!’

Kirsty has nothing but praise for the polices of President Mugabe. ‘I tell ya, hey, at first, when it all went tits up, ya know, like they took all the farms, and now we got no electricity and the people drank all the water out the pool where I train. I thought, I gotta to find a place to swim, where I can be really pushed. Then I heard about all those people swimming across the Limpopo to get too South Africa, and they getting eaten by flatdogs (local slang for crocodiles) and I started training there. I tell ya - ya gotta swim fast when they come after ya, hey!’

I asked her what she intended to do with her new Gold medals.

‘I got to give 51% of them to the Government because of some new law or whatever and the rest I gonna swop for some chicken feet on the black market so my family won’t go hungry.’

I asked if she had opinion about the one legged swimmer from South Africa, Natalie Du Toit in the women's 1,500 freestyle, winning the Gold in that event.

‘It’s a fucking disgrace. Like that man with no legs, running on flattened plastic chop sticks. Of course she has an advantage. She has less weight to drag through the water! I am seriously thinking about chopping my arms off and having elephant ear implants. I tell ya, that would give an entire new meaning to the butterfly stroke!’

My $1.000,000 Donation To Africa

Just a quickie to fill in the time till my next important posting.

This has arrived in my Email box a few minutes ago and has moved me to tears. I will of course do the right thing and not claim my prize because as you can see, if unclaimed within a certain time the money goes to a worthy cause in Africa. Is that not so fantastic! I am crying with joy.

All those poor people starving to death in Zimbabwe because of people like me, will be benefited because I finally have a social conscious and ( one moment please, must open another tin of beer…glug glug – right where was I), and realise that YES, people like me , the neo-colonialist, the rampant Pan-African rapist, the off-spring of slavers, white war mongering capitalist, bigoted racialist, (where the fuck is that last tin of beer? I am sure I left it in the fridge overnight…damn), mmmm, what else, trained killer of innocent Black people (well, I think that’s a bit of poetic licence there, I wouldn’t exactly call myself well trained in that matter, although I never managed to shoot myself in the foot , even when pissed out my box), CAN change their ways and become model citizens of the world with humility and dignity (hey, the sun has just come out – I don’t believe it! After 2 and half months of pissing rain!), and, er, YES we can do something to ease suffering to those we have suffered on (is this making any sense?) and so I with utmost modesty give away 1 million dollars (fuck me, that’s a lot of beer-hey!) to those more wanton of it than me.

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Mugabe replaces Father Christmas.

Summer, spring and winter sales (and autumn), were all the rave in Zimbabwe this last week after the great liberator of colonial oppression, President Robert Mugabe slashed all prices of everything in the land by a minimum of 50%.

Thousands of citizens stormed the shops in unprecedented numbers to take advantage of the pre Christmas/forth coming election bonanza. Many were disappointed as the police and war veterans, forcibly chased them back with whips, so as to load their own vehicles with the bargains. Fridges and freezers were all the rave, which was rather odd, as there is hardly any power (that’s because the government admitted that a monkey had sabotaged a transformer), and even having a generator is no longer going to help as all the petrol has been sold.

Shop owners are terrified, and over 2500 have been arrested so far for refusing to slash prices to suicidal bankruptcy levels.

"This is not going to last," said a company executive who asked not to be
named. "Fuel is going to run out and there will be no deliveries, no
services. The people who are benefiting from this legalised looting will be
the same people throwing stones in a few weeks."

In honour of the President’s brilliant economic plan, Zimbabwe television at the end of a televised debate, aptly entitled, ‘Let Them Eat Kak’ (Afrikaans expletive - Shit), invited a famous ‘70s band to perform his favourite song. It is well worth a look -

You know what this means? Yup, its anarchy with a big A on its way. Mugabe has even stopped the imports of perishables from South Africa! All basic commodities are gone from the shelves. I come across the craziest shit on the net. Hotels in Zim tell their few guests not to pay for the breakfast with credit cards as it will set them back £500 (Yes, I am not joking!).

No western lands can report legally from Zimbabwe but Al Jazeera can – have look at this.

Britain of course has other things to worry about when it comes to Africa.

The Commission for Racial Equality claimed the cartoon book, Tintin In The Congo depicted "hideous racial prejudice" and that it should be removed from sale.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=2H4WMYBJL2ZVRQFIQMFSFF4AVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/07/12/ntintin112.xml

Meanwhile, in present day Congo, the government seems fit to treat its populace with equal dignity-

Outcry in Congo as pygmy musicians housed in zoo

Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:34 GMT

http://africa.reuters.com/top/news/usnBAN347233.html

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Do you remember the haunting footage from 2000 of the floods in Mozambique? If my memory is correct, a South African helicopter rescued a woman, who had taken refuge in a tree and subsequently gave birth there. The world reacted generously to the appeals for help and the little girl and her family were showered with gifts. Seven years later, how are things for the family? –

Flood baby born in a tree is left penniless by her father’s greed

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2067090.ece

That will do for a while – this global warming is driving me to despair, it hasn’t stopped bloody raining here for two and half months!

Secret Lives: Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe

This is a picture of me with my copy of the book Rhodesian Memories Part 1, that was kindly sent to me by Bill McDonald from www.lekkerwear.com who helped to compile and publish it. (You can order a copy from there.) I am proud to say that two of my anecdotes are in it. Best of all, the very first story is mine! Having read about a third of the book so far, I have come to the conclusion that my anecdotes are the best. How’s that for modesty. The others are good of course; don’t get me wrong, I am just preening myself.

I was sitting on the toilet this morning, reading some more from a contribution by Derek Partridge. He was quite the celebrity on Rhodesian television. Then suddenly, as I was pressing a large coil, I was stopped in mid push by a name that sprang out the page - Bill Basson. It mentioned that Bill, who at the time was the chairman of British American Tobacco, had in his 1977 government appointed investigation of the new board of the Rhodesian Broadcasting Corporation, recommended sacking all the directors and most of the top radio management. Quoting from the book, Derek says –

‘it was not implemented…and the results were disastrous for RTV and for Rhodesian viewers.’

Very interesting indeed, but so what? Well, I am sick and tired of seeing the name Basson in some form of print because it makes me feel like a loser. His son, Ryk, has at least three photographs of himself in the book Rhodesian Senior Schools Part 2; lined up in the rugby team, the water polo team, the bloody athletic team (vomit vomit), but you won't see a picture of me in the gymspastics team! Ryk and I were in the same class at Mount Pleasant School for a while. He was always top of the class academically and I was always at the bottom. I was always at the top for being a clown, then and now, whilst Ryk went on to be a dentist. It was him who pulled my rotting tooth out my head a short time ago and it was him along with a few other best friends that said to me last week ‘when are you finishing the bloody book?’. Here is the answer -

With Part 1 of my memoirs, Last Of The Rhodesians: Chronicles of a Colonial Anarchist, now heading towards the 600 page mark, I realised I was floundering. The first book only covers my antics up till the age of 21 and had to make a new plan. I had always decided to have it in three sections. The school years, the police years and the last bit covered my exodus from Rhodesia and some of my adventures in Europe, as a sort of prologue to the next book.

With Zimbabwe crashing down like a house of cards in flames, I needed to get something finished as soon as possible while the subject is still hot. I decided to go back to the beginning and go over once again the school years. I discovered that along with substantial rewriting needed, in the time that has passed since I first wrote the chapters, I have recalled more details. Now thanks to my courses with the Open University in creative writing, I have the ability to make LOTR far better than even I imagined.

So the plan is to finish the school years in its entirety and with luck I will have it ready in time for Christmas. I will keep you informed. You will not be disappointed, that I promise. It will have all the trademarks of my style of writing – highly entertaining, extremely honest, full of satirical wit and most of all, very very funny!

Oh, if your looking for a good dentist in London, click on the link Rhodie dentist.

If you have a moment, please take time to look at the pictures from yesterdays The Guardian newspaper. The one above is taken from the collection of 26 harrowing images. (It is the entrance gate to one of the invaded farms.) I looked and when I compared them to the pictures in my head of my own childhood in the same place, my mind just boggled.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/gallery/2007/jul/06/internationalnews.zimbabwenews?picture=330151019

Finally, I took this bit from an article in today’s Telegraph –

Judith Todd's father, Sir Garfield Todd, was Rhodesia's last liberal leader and she was imprisoned, force-fed and exiled under Ian Smith's rule for her efforts to promote black majority rule.

This is of course very bad. But is the next part very good?

After independence she returned to head a development agency working particularly with the war veterans who had fought for Zimbabwe. But when she criticised Mr Mugabe's regime she was detained and raped by a senior army officer, she revealed yesterday.

Of course not – but if you read the rest of the article, this women still has shit for brains. I wonder if she would write a nice glowing forward for my book – NOT!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=0VEARKCTHR5E5QFIQMFCFFOAVCBQYIV0?xml=/news/2007/07/09/wzim109.xml

Insane In The Membrane : Mugabe Lost The Plot Completely?

News from Africa generally tends to be the same. Rape, murder, pillaging, corruption, mass starvation and the commonest theme of all – ‘Hey Whitey, this is all your fault, give us your fucking money.’

Well, we are all getting tired of this rhetoric and are constantly wondering when the leaders of African countries are finally going to get out of their latest models of Hummers and Mercedes, pull their fingers out their fat asses and finally decide to do something about their continent.

So the leaders decided this week to have a party. African leaders love parties, especially if they can all clap each other on the back and say ‘ahh, well done, I see you are progressing nicely with the ethnic cleansing and has the G8 money arrived in your Swiss bank account yet?’

This party was slightly different because the African Union, struggling to come up with some bright ideas to relieve the depravation of the continents 99.99% of the population (the other 0.01 were at the conference), spurred on by reformed terrorist (now Number 1 UK pal), Insane Membrane al- Gad-dafti of Libya, came up with an amazing idea to turn all 53 countries in Africa into a United States of Africa!

Pure brilliance! Africa is saved! One enthusiastic supporter of this rather old idea, is non other than our favourite despot, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. In front of cheering crowds in Ghana, where the conference was taking place, Bob explained that this would counter balance the western powers. He babbled on more gobbledy gook, but it isn’t worth repeating here, as we have heard it all before and would rather watch the Teletubbies on TV - at least they seem to make sense! Anyway, besides having a jolly good feast, nothing came out of it, because they weren’t prepared to share the loot equally.

Meanwhile, Bob has been busy shouting down the phone to his pals back at home, that the best way to sort out the inflation is to make all the shops cut there prices by 50%. And, if the shops didn’t comply, send in the army and police to beat up the owners and managers! This they duly did and many people were happy with this bonanza. With inflation running (officially) around 4000% (hold on, I just looked at my watch, change that to 5100%), all this stroke of economical cleverness did was reduce the price of goods to its original price, wait for it – from 7 days ago! You think that is clever?

The banks were ordered that the maximum that may be drawn out of a persons account per day, in cash, is 1.5 million. That’s about £6 on the black market (today’s rate). Companies were allowed to have double that.

Things can only get worse, and they did. The last few manufacturers are obviously rather reluctant to sell their stuff for half of what it costs them to make it. No problemo, Bob will take them over. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see where this is all going. And to top it all, mad Bob blames this all on the British. All the shops are in cahoots with the UK, deliberately driving up the prices faster than the Reserve Bank can print money and that is just not fair!

What do African leaders love doing the most after they just finished having a party? They go to another one! This time the food will be better because the Europeans are paying for it. This one is coming up in Portugal and is a so called EU – AU summit or something. This one will have the same theme – ‘Thieving white colonial racist war mongering Jew loving gay gangsters, give us your fucking money!’

Amazingly, Mad Bob is also invited. So much for smart sanctions. (Very clever.) It seems that some of his pals made lots of noises about not coming if their mate Bob wasn’t invited to the bash. As far as I am concerned the EU can save loads of money and tell the lot of em stay at home.

Still, they might be in for a little bit of a surprise when it comes to begging from the French. Their new Bwana is made of a lot more sterner stuff than that Mugabe arse licking toss pot Chirac. President Nicolas Sarkozy has had enough of the thieving bastards and has let loose his dogs of law….

This is just an excerpt from a very interesting article that is the first bit of good news I have heard coming out of Africa in a long time.

From The Times, June 21, 2007

International estimates of embezzlement by Africa’s ruling families vary. In 2002 the Tax Justice Network set the figure at $30 billion (£15 billion) a year from sub-Saharan Africa.

The prosecutors have acted on complaints from four French rights organisations over the alleged large-scale theft of international aid and national wealth by African leaders. The initial inquiry focuses on mansions and apartments that are owned by the leaders of Gabon and the Congo in western Paris.

Read the full thing –

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article1963997.ece