Thursday, July 05, 2018

The Best Seller - Ever

The shortest best seller ever written.

The Title -

I Predict a Riot

Karl Greenberg.

This Amazon best seller has sold out within minutes of it being published.

Considering the book contains 500 blank pages of 'fill in the shit as you make it up' - it has sold two copies. Both purchased by the author on a 'buy one get one free' con bullshit..

But - it is the introduction to this master pieces that actually has the book nominated for the Noble Prize of 'Setting Fire'.

This introduction is rather long considering the shortness of the contents of the book - but , please bare your breasts with me and I quote in its entirety -

'I stink - hence by knowing this I can think'

The End.

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