This is a very funny blog written by…well,
a ‘When We’. For those non-Rhodies out there, this tag came about from a habit
many Diaspora Rhodesians have. They always start a sentence with “When we were
in Rhodesia…” followed by a long winded anecdote of a life of pure luxury
before nasty black people came along and shot the shit out of whitey and having
captured back the place - promptly turned it into a refuse tip.
This particular story, The natives are restless,
gave me a good laugh. Unfortunately you need a degree in Rhodie slang to
comprehend most of it and he does go rather heavy on the swearing – but each
writer to his own hey.