Wednesday, December 21, 2016

The Suicidal Loser

A friend of mine called me- 'I can not take life any more, so I am going to take it.'

(I have rather a lot of friends with these kinds of problems.)

'What do you intend to do?'

'I will jump off the 18th floor from my flat.'

'Good luck' I replied.

I knew this would be another lemon. I hung up the phone and sighed. Such a loser. Last time - he tried to gas himself in an electric oven and landed up with 1st degree burns on his head. Plus - he was a coward and an idiot.

Sure enough - next day in the press -

'Scar head madman arrested after jumping up and down in elevator.'

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