(I have rather a lot of friends with these kinds of problems.)
'What do you intend to do?'
'I will jump off the 18th floor from my flat.'
'Good luck' I replied.
I knew this would be another lemon. I hung up the phone and sighed. Such a loser. Last time - he tried to gas himself in an electric oven and landed up with 1st degree burns on his head. Plus - he was a coward and an idiot.
Sure enough - next day in the press -
'Scar head madman arrested after jumping up and down in an elevator.'
'Good luck' I replied.
I knew this would be another lemon. I hung up the phone and sighed. Such a loser. Last time - he tried to gas himself in an electric oven and landed up with 1st degree burns on his head. Plus - he was a coward and an idiot.
Sure enough - next day in the press -
'Scar head madman arrested after jumping up and down in an elevator.'
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