Monday, October 28, 2013

I am so naughty

Ah - I am so naughty -

So I was thinking  – this is always a bad sign. I was thinking about that bloke who kicked it and Jesus brought him back again. (Well, he was dead, but is now alive sort of thing.)

Lanzarote was his name or something like that. I think the dago Spanish named an island after him (island – as in - a load of worthless volcanic rock, flogging duty free whisky to piss heads. I rather like the place).

Erm.. so any way.. . according to what I remember. (Quick recall, Jesus never actually published any books, Amazon was  not around when he was hanging around on some pole. Not a cross. That is urban legend.)

Where am I…

Oh yes, so according to the most well sold flogged book, this Jew boy called Jesus wakes his china up. I am not sure why - what for? The fucker is dead. Leave him in peace and no matter what you read in  ‘The book full of holes’, I do no recall that Jesus and Lanzarote had a merry old time as chinas.

Look – all of you – you know the bullshit about bringing him back to life, but maybe he was happy being dead. I mean – fuck me – I gather the bloke had some coin. The Romans must have taxed him to death. Hence, he dies, and Jesus Jewboy  brings him back to life - to pay more taxes! Eish.

I just love religion.


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Anonymous said...

Were you pissed when you wrote this? or maybe too many post dental work drugs.
I think anon above had tongue in cheek....