A short break

This quick sketch is not based on any truth at all but the ramblings of a mad man who considers to dominate 7 billion people whose farts contribute so much Co2 to the atmosphere -that chilli can keep their arse warm.

William was different. He was a child prodigy and learnt to shit in his pampers at the age of 78. Arrested at the age of three months after being photographed sucking his own mother’s tits, he was sent to the institute for the criminal insane.

Loaded with the most mind bending drugs and electric shock therapy, William became a cabbage with a constant erect penis. His nurses would often close his bedroom door and hop happily.

Most of them were male and it did not take long for most of them to get HIV, which then went rampant viral-  

William had no idea. He was, according to most clever scientists, a living, brain dead gear stick stuck in overdrive.

When William was finally released on parole, he pogo penis hopped across the road and was promptly run over by a taxi and killed - by non-other than an illegal immigrant, uninsured, Inuit, whose only experience in driving was guiding a seal skin covered whale bone canoe in Alaska.

 Turns out – he was there because of global warming, Norwegian seal clubbers, and Japanese whalers – his tribe had run out of seals and whales and faced starvation.

It’s a hard knock life these days. Luckily – we will survive with a mission to Mars.