Sunday, June 03, 2018

When it comes to the crunch

Aggression? Not us Rhodies.

I was walking down a street one day.

Cannot remember the name of the street, but suddenly- I stood on a cockroach and it went - ‘crunch’.

I thought to myself - as it was pointless thinking to anyone else- ‘Don’t you crunch at me - mate.’

So I really stamped on it non stop. Till – it was very, very dead and had nothing to say for itself.

I walked away from the situation. I mean – a cockroach goes ‘crunch’, and you must put up with its attitude?

Nah. Only a true Rhodie can teach it a lesson it will never forget.

The End?

100% True. It happened just now.

I had a wash on. It was finished. I dragged it up and started to hang it all on a horse.

90% are socks and jocks – a few work T shirts.

So, I was lining up on the wires a row of underpants – when suddenly – it hit me…

I had finally hit skid row.


The Cricket Player – how he laughed

Bought them, 11 of them. Typical – they chirped away – expecting a quick test of their durability to all challenges.

Thrown into his terrarium, his pet tarantula pigged himself stupid.