Obituary
– The Daily Wank.
The genius who discovered a hole in the ground.
Sir Fredrick of Fukall, Hall, (1945-2018) inherited his title and fortune from his
father, Lord Av-Wank Nightley, at the age of six months in his mother’s womb, a
whore known as the Bridgewater bike.
Growing up doing nothing but cashing in on his peerage, he found this hole in
the ground, fell in, broke his stupid neck and died.
Instead of some ‘royal’ type funeral, he was simply covered up in the hole he
fell into.
The local priest did give a short blah-blah . ‘Anyone searched the asrsehole’s
pockets? Might be a few quid to get us a pint.’
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